Archive for the Tit and Fang Category

Live Girls

Posted in Tit and Fang on December 19, 2010 by thesinisterinsult

Given that the success of True Blood has clearly illustrated the public’s taste for a bloody cocktail of soft porn and horror, the time is now surely right for a film adaptation of Ray Garton’s novel Live Girls ? This book is truly wild and takes its premise of a gang of vampire succubi operating in the late 80’s Time Square fleshpots as far as it’s possible to go. I’m thinking Tim Burton, about two dozen of the cream of the crop from Suicide Girls, and a soundtrack including The Stooges, The Cramps, JSBX and The Sonics. How could it fail?

Bela Lugosi’s Dead

Posted in Tit and Fang on November 28, 2010 by thesinisterinsult

…and so is Peter Sellers, who appeared in this photoshoot for Playboy in 1964. It’s hard to imagine any actor of Sellers’ calibre today (is there even anyone of Sellers’ calibre these days?) appearing in Playboy. Then again, Playboy – and vampires for that matter – are not what they used to be.

Lust For A Vampire

Posted in Tit and Fang on November 9, 2010 by thesinisterinsult

This is a loooong way from the world of Twilight and The Vampire Diaries

The Eternal Mystery

Posted in Tit and Fang on October 27, 2010 by thesinisterinsult

There are mysteries which men can only guess at, which age by age they may solve only in part.
Bram Stoker

Not Found In The ‘Supernatural Romance’ Section

Posted in Tit and Fang on August 20, 2010 by thesinisterinsult

You want me here for sex, don’t you. I never really did it before, I was always too shy. But I’ve decided I’d really like to do it with you.
Martin

Dark Are The Woods

Posted in Tit and Fang on August 16, 2010 by thesinisterinsult

If you recognise the source of this image, then you’re in the right place…